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飲み会で「彼女いない歴=年齢」というのが同僚にバレて、散々に笑いものにされた。

そしたら、ひとりが
「告って、いったんOKもらって、振られれば彼女いない歴リセットされるやん!!」
とか言って、振られるの前提かよ、とか思いつつも、なるほど、と納得してしまった。
で、酒の勢いもあって、前から少し気になってた子に、

「事務机に向かう姿に心打たれました、好きです ! 」
なんて冗談で告ったんだ。

そしたら、その子も乗ってくれて、
「私も、前から好きでした。」
なんて言って、周りは大盛り上り。

で、さあ振られようかって時に、その子が、
「や、振らんよ。私は好きやもん。」とケロっと言ったんで、
ビール吹いた。
んでまた周りは大盛り上り。


なんだかんだあって、その子が今の嫁。
のろけでごめんけど、人生どこでどうなるか分からんから、
非モテとかいってても、きっとどうにかなると思うんだ。

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